Morgan Stanley – A suitable case for treatment

Wed 29 Nov 2017, 14:33 PM | Posted by John Dunn

OK, we’ve known for some time that Jeremy Corbyn is not a very nice feller. After all, he is a member of the IRA, a member of Hizbollah and wants to get rid of the only thing keeping us safe in our beds at night, namely Trident.  Even his Parliamentary comrades can’t stand him.

Worst of all he rides a bike and has an allotment, where, presumably, he buries the bodies killed by his terrorist friends.

As a vegetarian he has the blood of countless innocent animals that have died in vain on his hands.  His whereabouts on the night Madeleine McCann vanished still remain unclear.

If that list were not enough we know now that there is an even more important reason not to trust the bearded commie.

There’s a bloke in America called Stanley Morgan who has said that a Labour Government, led by comrade Corbyn, would be a worse disaster for Britain’s economy than a nightmare Brexit could ever be and would crash the economy. Apparently, the Stock Exchange will see a fall of 30%, affecting all our pensions.

That has got me scared shitless. My Mineworkers Pension already sees the Government nicking 50% of any surplus: that’s the bit that actually is paid to us, so if another 30% gets knocked off it I’m only going to be getting 35% of what I should. Thanks a lot Mr Corbyn!

Now Stan Morgan should be listened to, he’s a real expert on crashing economies so he really knows what he’s on about.

In the 2008 financial crisis, his bank, cleverly named in reverse so nobody can make the connection, Morgan Stanley, along with other American banks, set in motion the ‘sub-prime’ mortgage crisis that eventually crashed the world economy. So, he really does know what a real crash looks like.

Like the rest, who of us are ‘all in it together’, Mr Morgan suffered greatly.  Imagine how he felt when his bank crashed and, facing financial ruin, he had to be bailed out by the USA taxpayer.

To add insult to injury, it wasn’t just a few bob. He had to hold his hand out for 107 BILLION dollars. Just imagine how he felt, the indignity of it all. One day you’re a ‘master of the universe’ the next you’re living on handouts. And this was in a time before widespread foodbanks were around.

He was only able to pay back 2% of that amount, just 3.2 billion dollars, but luckily wasn’t made bankrupt. Luckily the good ol’ U S of A seems to be a compassionate place. In fact they took into account his previous good behaviour when considering a few minor offences he’d clocked up such as price fixing, employment discrimination, environmental crimes and the odd trading violation to the tune of 102 million dollars.

So, he’s definitely a bloke who has gone through hardship caused by a financial crash and knows the consequences.  Hence, we need to heed his warning.

Can we afford to risk this happening to us?

Stanley Morgan could just be our saviour, ignore him at your peril.

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